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Our Top 10 Favourite Biker Sayings Posted /7 Comments

In our growing community of bikers, both online and in person, we hear a lot of great sayings, quotes and proverbs. Some are funny, some are poignant and many are rock-n-roll! From the many great choices out there, we’ve undertaken the painful process of narrowing them down to a list of what we think are the best.

Our Top 10 Favourite Biker Sayings.

1. Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks its head out the car window. ~ Author Unknown

2. A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself.  ~Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

3. Four wheels move the body.  Two wheels move the soul.  ~Author Unknown

4. Bikes don’t leak oil, they mark their territory.  ~Author Unknown

5. Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.  ~Hunter Thompson

6. The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.  ~Author Unknown

7. Work to ride and ride to work.  ~Author Unknown

8. Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. ~Author Unknown

9. Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.  ~Author Unknown

10. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn’t get real interesting until about 150. ~ Author Unknown

What do you think? What else should be on the list?

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7 Responses to Our Top 10 Favourite Biker Sayings

    _Damo says:
    29.09.11

    I love old biker one liners, I found a few more for you..

    If you can’t get it goin’ with bungee cords and electricians tape-it’s serious.

    Young riders pick a destination and go… Old riders pick a direction and go.

    It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.

    I never go to Church, why sit in a building and think about god when I can ride my bike and see him.

     

      Dave Stoppie says:
      29.09.11

      Those are brilliant – thanks for adding them!

       

    Lass says:
    29.09.11

    So many to choose from…But the ones I use most often:
    Why are you trying to kill me!?! How the Hell didn’t you see me?!? :o P

     

      Dave Stoppie says:
      29.09.11

      Lass – how often do you say those I wonder? :)

       

    Ross says:
    29.09.11

    Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube.That is why God made fast motorcycles. -Hunter S Thompson

     

      Dave Stoppie says:
      29.09.11

      This is a cracking saying! Thanks for posting it.

       

    Mark Taylor says:
    11.10.11

    when you are on the edge and your eyes can no longer focus accurately on what lies ahead, its better than sex…..and yes…….motorcyclists are better car drivers!

     

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